Megalomania

whatson:

hatethefuture:

Cloning Dinosaurs On Private Island Off The Cost Of Costa Rica

Pros:

—Respect from grandchildren

—Makes that reserve they’ve got down in Kenya look like a petting zoo

—You control their chromosomes; it’s actually quite simple

Cons:

—You don’t have control; you never did—that’s the illusion

—Spared no expense

—The guaranteed interference of Jeff Goldblum

Just watched this. On vhs, taped from tv in ‘96, some ads cut out, old channel 7 logo at the bottom of the screen. VINTAGE. Goldblum can interfere with me anytime.